Isn't this great? Today at the grocery store I found this and thought it would be perfect for my construction worker husband. No heart shaped box covered in roses and lace this year! If I'm lucky maybe he'll share. Now to keep it hidden for the next week will be a challenge. The man can sniff out sweets more keenly than a hound dog.
Somehow I have spent the past 40+ years of my life cavity-free. I'm one of those rare people that does not mind going to the dentist. In fact, the office I go to is more like a day spa than a dentist. I get to stare at pretty pictures of a painted on blue sky surrounded by a vine of traveling ivy while relaxing back in a comfy chair. They hook you up with special glasses so that the glare from the overhead light doesn't blind you. There is a fountain trickling nearby.
So today I show up for my regular cleaning and guess what? I have a freakin' cavity! How the heck did that happen? Did all those fluoride tablets reluctantly taken during my youth do nothing??? Ugh!
Gone are the carefree days of showing up for a minor cleaning. Now there will be drilling apparatus involved and novacaine. I don't care how many free toothbrushes they give me. I don't like this one bit. No-sir-ee-bob!