2010 TSA Stats

Got this in an email today.  Hilarious!

Year-to-date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

 

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered. .  0

Transvestites. . . . . . . . . 133

Hernias. . . . . . . . . . . . 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases. . . . . . .  3,172

Enlarged Prostates. . . . . .  8,249

Breast Implants. . . . . . . . 59,350

Natural Blondes. . . . . . . . 3

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10 thoughts on “2010 TSA Stats

  1. […] 2010 TSA Stats « Life In The Sonoran Desert. […]

  2. Oh, gaaah! hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

  3. Most people who have breast implants have two and I’m guessing that most people who have hernias only have one. I’m not going anywhere near the hemmorhoids or enlarged prostates, thank you very much!!

    Heehee!!

  4. Haha that’s hilarious, Monsoon!!
    Very funny I enjoyed the post 😉

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